Kid Funnies

There is never a shortage of funny quotes from the peanut gallery around here....

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Hattie: Does Lily only get medicine?

 

Mom: Yes, Lily is the only one sick, so she's the only one who gets medicine. She has an infection.

 

Hattie: I want a inflection! (infection)

 

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Dad: What time was mom born? (meaning what time of day)

 

Lily: A LONG time ago! That's true, right?!?

 

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I was quizzing Cora on her Spanish colors and she answered so many of them correct.

 

Mom: How do you say blue in Spanish?

 

Cora: Azul

 

Mom: How do you say red in Spanish?

 

Cora: rojo

 

Mom: How do you say yellow in Spanish?

 

Cora sat there deep in thought, trying to remember, she spoke up finally and said: awkward?

(it's amarillo, but close honey)

 

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Lily: (pointed to her foot and asked): Are these knuckle buns?

 

Mom: No, they are your ankle bones. :)

 

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